Dawn from the Mara Bushtops “Lion” tent

After our epic day we had a walking safari scheduled prior to our (we thought) 1400 flight Diani Beach via Nairobi. More on that later.

I got up at dawn, as usual, and got a few shots of the Mara waking up from our “tent.”

Coffee with a friend.

We were expecting breakfast at 0630, so I took some time to pack while my new assistant worked on the blog.

Can I re-use the ostrich joke here?

After breakfast we headed up to the lodge to meet our guides. Unlike previous walking safaris, we had our usual guide (Daniel) and a few armed escorts from the lodge’s scout team, including the Moses, the camp’s scout team leader. Moses speaks Maa, but isn’t Maasai. He comes from the north of Kenya, a member of the Samburu tribe. Dennis was a man of few words but what appeared to be a functional AK.

My new typist calls it quits.

They walked us down to the dining room for a safety briefing, then we were under way. We got a ton of lessons from Daniel and Moses on how the tribes work, how various plants are put to practical uses, and how to track based on dung and animal prints.

Sandpaper leaf. Use it to give yourself a mani/pedi, smooth the handles of your tools, etc. It works really well.
All these beautiful teeny flowers on the Mara.
Heather and Daniel on the Mara
Sage – stuff it under your armpits to disguise your scent from prey, or use the soft leaves for a mosquito repellent bed, or you know, make some soup.

We had about a 3 mile walk over very varied terrain. Nicholas was scouting ahead with the land cruisers in case of dangerous animals or route changes that could help us see more, but all in all it was a pretty relaxed and enjoyable walk up the valley into the hills.

Looking down on the Mara Bushtops resort from the hike.
Termite nest. Note the intricate ventilation tubes they use for temperature control.

The goal of the walk was the Maasai caves, which young warriors use to plan attacks or hunts, share information, overnight while they are shepherding their herds, etc.

Wild mint

As we got closer to the caves we got into baboon territory. We spotted a few, but wow could you smell them. There was also plenty of evidence of other animals.

More teeny perfect beauty. So glad I brought my macro lens.

As we got near the caves, the trail became much more slippery and treacherous. I have good hiking shoes and they usually have awesome traction, but this rock, especially once wet, was like ice. So we had to choose our paths carefully.

Heather marching along with Moses and Dennis.

Our guides encouraged us along, and we got to the caves. Super cool. There was a very active bee’s nest with a smoking stick at its mouth and a still smoldering fire, along with some Maasai cloths indicating the camp had been used the prior night.

Heather learning about local lore from Dennis and Moses.
Daniel and I grab a cave selfie
Daniel shot this of me in the cave.
Blueprints for hunting on the cave wall. These are modern.
View from inside the cave.
Looking into the cave. The blankets in the back belong to other Maasai – 5 in total. The green floor of the cave is sage leaves, soft, fragrant, and insect repellent.

After 20 minutes or so hanging out and learning about the caves we headed back – more treacherous than up.

Heather scrambling out of the cave area.
Heather helps Moses across a pond 🙂
Heather scaling the wall to get down from the caves.
Mushrooms in elephant dung, yumm.

But before long we were back on level ground.

Heather, Moses, and Dennis walking out

The hike returning to the lodge was pretty uneventful, modulo more flower pics.

Henna – if you rub it, it does…
This.
Teeny Mara beauty. Each of these flowers about half the radius of a dime.
The mighty and essential acacia.
Little succulent on the Mara
This orange leaf belongs to the orang leaf tree. It is a favorite of lions, because the leaves repell insects, especially the ever present flies that travel with Wilderbeest.
Gorgeous succulents in bloom.

By 1015 we had arrived back at camp. We could see our table already set for what was sure to be another amazing lunch….

Heather and the walking safari crew.
Back at camp – our lunch table set up.

Now, we had an hour to shower, change, and pack before lunch and our leisurely trip to catch our flight to Diani Beach. I was packing up my computer and went to check in on my diving plans for Diani, and found a nice mail from Cheli and Peacock which confirmed diving and added “also, your flights to Diani have changed, we informed your lodge” – we were supposed to take off at 11, not 2. (I believe the issue was the connection in Nairobi was misinterpreted as the local flight – that connection left Nairobi at 2).

I rang the front desk and they said they would call back. I showered quickly and started shoving things into bags. Sure enough Lawrence called back and said yep we have an issue but we are going to run you to a nearby airstrip sorry no lunch and we need to leave immediately.

Pascal came and grabbed our bags and we said our thanks and goodbyes as we heard our flight pass overhead and went to full “careen” in the land cruiser, leaving the reserve on the back… wildebeest trail? And then absolutely bombing down the local roads while Lawrence kept shouting “Nicholas! Hurrry! NICHOLAS!” over the CB!

Nicholas was too busy white knuckling the Land Cruiser to answer and we just held on for dear life and laughed while old Maasai farmers shook their heads and tsk tsk’ed at us, and occasionally glanced behind us to make sure Daniel hadn’t been bounced out of the back seat.

I think Lawrence was nearly in tears (I am sure the pilot was threatening to leave) by the time Nicholas pulled us up to the SafariLink Cessna Grand Caravan waiting for us. He told Lawrence we had arrived, handed us lunch bags (Samosas! Yumm) and we said our quick goodbyes and loaded up.

Another SafariLink, this one diverted to get us. Americans who still don’t understand how to wear a f*ing mask are in the front row.

We bopped to two more airstrips picking people up until we were a completely full flight, then made the hop to Nairobi. In Nairobi we went to a waiting room briefly – less than 20% mask compliance and zero enforcement. Again, in transit you have to mask in self-defense mode – no-one (well only 20%) is willing to have their face be uncomfortable to stop others from dying. Half the officials are unmasked too.

Boarded a Dash-8 and enjoyed a relatively quick flight down to Diani beach. Got out and we’re greeted by our ground transportation from Cheli and Peacock, then to our car (Land Rover … uh oh) from Alfajiri.

Diani beach airport

Another 15 mins through the many vendor shacks of Diani beach and we were winding down a beautiful tree lined road that ended at a gate marked Alfajiri. We had arrived.

We were greeted at the gate by the incredibly gracious and charming hostess, Sofia. Passing into Alfajiri is, forgive the hyperbole, a little like passing into paradise. The spaces are all designed and, as it turns out, the furniture hand crafted on site for the spaces they will occupy. All areas are appointed by incredible antiques or objects d’art.

The breeze blows up from the beach amongst the flowering trees and the Indian Ocean stretches out into infinity. It really is all that.

Sofia breezily said (and I think any novel based on her would feature that prominently… ‘Breezily, …’) “I know you had booked the beach house but I upgraded you to the Cliff house because, why not? You will enjoy the views from the turret.”

Note the reticulated pool tiles.

I was wondering “which suite is ours?” when I realized, nope, the whole place, private pool and all, was at our disposal. She introduced us to our butler, Duncan, and got him going on “something to tide you over – maybe just a cheese sandwich?” and started discussing menus.

Now, the thing is Alfajiri’s founders are Italian (more on this later) and recipe ideas (all from her family) trip off the tongue and, in that Italian accent and with Sofia’s “how about this? Sure, why not…” demeanor every single thing she mentioned sounded like the most amazing thing I would ever eat. And mostly, as it turned out, it was.

Sofia set our schedule and menus for the next day, then took her leave. We settled into our room, then onto the second floor veranda to relax from our flights.

Hard work, but someone has to do it.

Our amazing panini grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches and fruit arrived, and we gnoshed away, dashing this poor fellow’s hopes.

Colobus monkey comes for tea.

A few hours of mostly staring at the ocean later, we were summoned to appetizers (bruschetta) with our g&t, then pasta (a simple but perfect spaghetti and tomato sauce), followed by calamari swimming in coconut milk, all with an amazing green salad, then followed by a chocolate crepe with chocolate sauce. All of this scratch made, home made, flawless (and of course, served with perfect wines).

Very sated, we turned in so I could be ready for diving in the morning.